We Need That Hoodie!

Peter Wentz and Asslee Simpson at the 10 Cane Rum dinner hosted at the Stereo House in Southampton, NY, on Friday night.

Our body language expert, Dr. Perezian, has been summering in Puerto Rico but felt compelled to phone in when he saw this pic of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

“They look very happy together,” says Doctor P. “There’s a lot of sexual energy between these two. Look at the way Ashlee’s hand is drawn to Pete’s crotch area. They enjoy each other physically and Pete likes Ashlee to strap on a dildo and do him up the butt.”

That Dr. Perezian, he knows the craziest things!