Unfit Parent

It’s Friday night. Do you know where your mom is???

She’s not singing you lullabies or watching TV with you. Mom’s out partying! Cuz that’s what really matters in life!!!

Isn’t Britney Spears an excellent parent y’all?

We don’t think so either!

And she’s a shitty daughter too!

At least she’s still got her looks. Hee heee.

The monster formerly known as Britney Spears went out clubbing with her friends at Les Deux last night.

Meanwhile, the nannies took care of her babies. Cuz you know that one and two year olds don’t sleep through the entire night!

And somewhere in a dark, lonely bedroom, Lynne Spears was crying.

Hugs to you Lynne. Stay strong!!!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]