The Biggest Whore Of Them All

Has Papa Joe not heard of quality control? Or over saturation???

Even though she’s licensed her name for just about every product out there, Jessica Simpson announced on Wednesday that she is coming out with her own fragrance in conjunction with Parlux.

Shizz!!!

When is someone gonna ask Perez to come out with his own perfume for women???

It’d be an intoxication blend of Beyonce‘s armpit sweat and Avril Lavigne‘s snot!