Sad Little Morbidly Obese Rich Boy

Dear Jason (You’re Not Famous) Davis,

Apparently you were trying to get a message to Perez.

Unfortunately, we saw the video but were unable to hear anything you said.

Get that dick out of your mouth and we might be able to understand you!

Life in the closet must be depressing.

We’re here for you, if you want some help.

xoxo

Perez

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