Michael Jackson is sick of the rumors, so the alleged child molester’s publicist released a statement to squelch all the dramz.
Nice try!
According to the NY Daily News, Wacko….
– Is not bedridden.
– Is not on any type of medication, including painkillers.
– Has not “left” Las Vegas nor is he being ├óΓé¼┼ôevicted├óΓé¼┬¥ from his residence in Las Vegas. He decided not to exercise the option to purchase the house. Period.
– Does not believe that his brother Randy Jackson has stolen monies from him.
– Does not think any family members would ever steal from him.
– Has never used nor instructed his security to use force toward any reporter.
– Is neither losing nor selling his share of the ATV/Sony partnership (which includes the Beatles catalogue).
– Is concerned that his assistant Grace Rwaramba, said to live a very private life, is constantly being attacked by Fox News’ Roger Friedman. (Friedman could not be reached for comment.)
– What’s true? “Jackson is currently in the studio putting finishing touches on his music … and yesterday, he met with his advisers, who included former attorney general Benjamin R. Civiletti and the Rev. Jesse L. Jackson Sr.”
They forgot a few things, though. Michael is……..
– A freak.
– Freaky.
– Washed up.
– A washed up freaky freak!