Britney Keeps It Exciting

Just when we needed it!

As we were starting to get burn out on her, there’s a new twist in the soap opera that is the life of Britney Spears.

She has a stalker!

Who would wanna stalk her ghetto ass???

And, apparently this stalker called Children’s Services on Britney several times last week.

Someone from the L.A. County Department of Child and Family Services made contact with one of Britney’s peeps, but – despite reports from unreliable outlets – it became obvious during the call that the complaints were bogus and the Department did not dispatch anyone to Spears’ home.

Wait. Are we sure this “stalker” isn’t Lynne Spears? Or K-Fed????

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]