99% Pregnant

You can only hear something so many times before you eventually start to believe it.

In Touch Weekly is confirming that Nicole Richie is sperminated.

Heaven help us all!

“Nicole didn’t want to tell anyone until she was past three months,” a pal explains. “She really kept the news from everyone.”

Friends of the former addict have been telling us for weeks that she is indeed pregnant, but we refused to believe it.

Part of us still can’t accept that this (travesty) is true.

We have another Britney on our hands! And Joel Madden is her Kfed.

The pair are reportedly getting married this summer, before the baby pops out.

That poor baby!